Put It On The Board 2010: Bet #1

2010 Bets To Date:

Max Scherzer or Justin Masterson?
TBO: Dirty Scherzer
DME: Masterson, even though Lefties kill him

Does Kendry Morales have 25 HR power?
DME: Barely (25 or less)
TBO: Nope (26 or more)

Does Kelly Johnson reach the 20 HR plateau?
DME:Yerp
TBO: Nerp
Bill James: 14 (total)

Yahoo End of Season Player Rater: Evan Longoria or David Wright?
DME:Wright!
TBO: Longoria!

Yahoo End of Season Player Rater: Jose Guillen or Vernon Wells
DME: Jose Guillen
TBO: Vernon Wells

Bet #16

1) Prince Fielder hits 40 home runs 2) Prince Fielder gets 140 RBIs

David "MVP" Eckstein: Yes and yes
The 'Bright' One: No and god no

Wager: 6" of subway

Bet #15

Will Matt Wieters finish the season with at least 13 home runs?

David "MVP" Eckstein: Yes he will
The 'Bright' One: Not this year

Wager: Bragging rights

Bet #14

David "MVP Eckstein, who currently has a 1.22 whip on his fantasy team in the play league, will finish the season with a whip at or above 1.28.

David "MVP Eckstein: My super combo of Greinke, Haren, Vasquez, and Gallardo will dominate all year

The 'Bright' One: Jonathan Sanchez will single handedly rape your peripherals.

Wager: Approximately 180 U.S. Dollars

Bet #13

If Randy Johnson makes at least 30 starts this season, he will accumulate a minimum of 180 innings pitched

David "MVP" Eckstein: Yes! I love the Big Unit
The "Bright" One: Dude is old as balls. Go drink your prune juice grandpa

Wager: Year supply of adult diapers

Bet #12

Dan Uggla finishes the season with 30 home runs

David "MVP" Eckstein: Yes, I have a boner for Dan Uggla
The 'Bright' One: Nope, I have a boner for Alyssa Milano

Wager: Kick in the groin

(Bet #11) = TBO

After accumulating 5 strikeouts in the first 2 innings, will Javier Vasquez finish with at least 13 strikeouts on May 20th?

David "MVP" Eckstein: Yep
The 'Bright" One: Not so much

Wager: 6'' at subway